Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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