it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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