bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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