i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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