My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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