i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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