Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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