You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's always time for handjobs
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize