dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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