This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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