You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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