She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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