you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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