theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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