I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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