After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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