Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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