Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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