Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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