they need to just BURY HIM!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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