He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I want to fling myself into the sun
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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