You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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