i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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