I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Help. Why am I so naked?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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