Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
