Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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