everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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