I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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