i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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