Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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