I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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