i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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