so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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