K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i want to swaddle you in tequila
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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