She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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