theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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