Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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