Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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