i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just cropdusted the office
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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