i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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