Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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