Need sex. Gaining weight.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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