I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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