How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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