Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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