8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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