Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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