I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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