is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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