omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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