He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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What a dumb baby whore.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.