she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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