Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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