We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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