You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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