I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
And then he peed in my hair
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