I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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