everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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