This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I touched a dick in church today
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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